Title: Local News
Date: July 19, 2000
Submitted by: Anonymous
Why the hell do we have local news? I'll tell you why, to depress us. Most of the news is crime and he said she said crap that usually ends up in a "tragic death". Well should we the viewers give a fuck, fuck no. People who actually give a shit about this stuff should stop blaming society on their own fucking problems and focus on themselves. The only thing worth watching on the news is the weather and even that is a piece of shit. The guy starts out by saying the current conditions. "Its 10:24 pm and it is now dark outside." No shit sherlock. If people can't make that obvious observation they should get off their fat ass and get the fuck outside so I can beat them with a fucking stick. Next, the guy comments on how the day will be or has been, depending on the morning or local news. "Today hasn't been a good day with all the wind and rain and cold teemperatures." Fuck you. Maybe I like it cold and rainy damn it. Maybe the sun and 70 degree weather fucks up my head. Yeah, FUCK THE SUN. The news should consist of weather, some sports, and thins that will matter 20 fucking years from now like who sucked Clinton's dick last.
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